Marty Mornin’ was once America’s favorite breakfast mascot—until a freak laundry accident activated a prototype time machine. Now trapped in history, Marty tries to spread cheer, jam, and jingles across ancient empires, witch trials, and dystopian futures—only to be burned, booed, and occasionally embalmed. This promo follows a washed-up symbol of corporate optimism as he stumbles through time, desperately trying to find relevance again.